Coffee and Cigarettes:

Morning coffee talk:

A: If I won the 240 Million lottery you guys would still be my friends. I would adopt a rainbow family and ooooh! I'd buy a monkey!!!
L: For the right amount of money I'll act like I'm your monkey!
A: Yeah! And you could wear a little red fez and have those finger cymbols!!!
L: I'd need a wagon too and an organ grinder so you could pull me around though....
A: And I'd get you little outfits that we could change you into and we'll put them in your wagon!!
L: Then I could come to work and resign and say that I'm pursuing a promising and high-paying career in entertainment!!!

Quote of the day: "You know what you need? Some orthodontia."