Thank you all you beautiful people - even though you too are all crazy like a canteloupe...
Just a thanks and acknowledgement to all the people who inhabit and tolerate my crazy existence. In particular, and with extra special gratitude, the one with the apple juice fetish. You know who you are...
I have a potentially life-changing meeting with some sadistic nuns this afternoon - if that doesn't provide some interesting blog fodder, I don't know what will - and so commences the age old battle of good and eeeeevillll...but wait....which is which? Am I the good? Are they the evil? I am more accustomed to being on the bottom, but I love to be on top, so f*ck convention and the convent. And the nuns? Well they can go back to the sadistic sisters-of-no-mercy and suck a fat one.
When did nuns and shylocks start having so much in common? I'm not particularly religous - or rather, a particular religion, but I'm fairly sure that the sacred order of the nunnery or whatever you f*cking call it, was not founded on the principals of torture....wait, how dumb am I?!!!! No men, no freedom, living in a stuffy convent with a bunch of other hormonal women for the rest of your days......torture? Just kill me now.
(sidebar: To all the nice nuns who are reading this, my apologies. The "right" thing to do would to not let one spoiled apple ruin the bunch, but f*ck....)
We'll see how it goes for this dastardly diabolical dame....tune in next time....
I have a potentially life-changing meeting with some sadistic nuns this afternoon - if that doesn't provide some interesting blog fodder, I don't know what will - and so commences the age old battle of good and eeeeevillll...but wait....which is which? Am I the good? Are they the evil? I am more accustomed to being on the bottom, but I love to be on top, so f*ck convention and the convent. And the nuns? Well they can go back to the sadistic sisters-of-no-mercy and suck a fat one.
When did nuns and shylocks start having so much in common? I'm not particularly religous - or rather, a particular religion, but I'm fairly sure that the sacred order of the nunnery or whatever you f*cking call it, was not founded on the principals of torture....wait, how dumb am I?!!!! No men, no freedom, living in a stuffy convent with a bunch of other hormonal women for the rest of your days......torture? Just kill me now.
(sidebar: To all the nice nuns who are reading this, my apologies. The "right" thing to do would to not let one spoiled apple ruin the bunch, but f*ck....)
We'll see how it goes for this dastardly diabolical dame....tune in next time....
posted by Elle Dub at 8:31 AM
2 Comments:
Please don't tell me you're also marrying into a family of Jesus freaks and have to convert as a result. I only have room in my life for one Bible thumping friend and Mrs. Wang beat you to it. Sorry.
You only feel bad about being bad when you get caught. Better to let all your badness out at once than to repress it and releasing it little by little at inappropriate times.
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