Bologna

So, within the next 7 days, I'll know if this could be me. I don't know exactly what they are saying and I won't be speaking Chinese, but I may be behind bars. It seems silly to me that violent offenders are running around willy nilly while I, 5 foot nothing with only an editorial axe to grind, am persecuted for a dui over 5 years old. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your justice system hard at work. I'm not high maintenance, but I don't look good in orange and I can't stand bologna.